Pong

The heart of Videoland lies here, according to the sages.

This simple black asphalt court is very center of the realm of Videoland, the smooth surface centuries old, as the people here reckon time. Designed for what appears to be a very simple game, the Pong arena is flat and rectagular, with white walls on the long sides of the court. A simple white stripe runs down the middle of the area, and dispensers outside the court provide small white balls in a variety of shapes and sizes for use in the oldest game in Videoland. It is here that divides the light and dark sides of Videoland, and it is here that some of the most intense games are played, though violence is unknown here. If there is a problem... it is settled with Pong.

Contents:
Rules: Pong

Obvious exits:
<E>ast leads to Twisted Metal Demolition Grounds.
<W>est leads to Kart Raceway.
<S>outh leads to Train Station.
<U>p leads to Cloudy Sky.

Metal Sonic arrives from Train Station.
Metal Sonic has arrived.

Ridley arrives from Twisted Metal Demolition Grounds.
Ridley has arrived.

The fight begins! Ridley lashes out!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his weak RAAR! attack.
You have taken 6 damage.

Ashton Anchors strikes Ridley with his weak What did I call it last time.... eh, oh well. attack.

Ridley growls and claws at Ashton! OR one of those dragons he has.. whichever!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his Random Clawing! attack.
You have taken 5 damage.

Ashton Anchors ows, stupid claws, all sharp and hurty. Oh wait, his swords are sharp and hurty too, have at thee!
Ashton Anchors strikes Ridley with his Swords, sharp and hurty. attack.

Ridley breathes fire. FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!!!!!!!
Ridley misses Ashton Anchors with his Fire bad! attack.

Ururun breathes Ice. ICE WORSE!
Ashton Anchors strikes Ridley with his ICE WORSE! attack.

Yes it is! BRR! But tails with blades on them are worse! SWORDED!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his SWORDED! attack.
You have taken 12 damage.

Ashton Anchors doesn't have arrows, but I'll call it this anyway just to keep with the SB theme
Ashton Anchors misses Ridley with his ARROWED!! attack.

Ridley grabs that pong paddle and tries to beat the daylights out of Ashton and his dragons!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his Pong Paddle Beatdown! smash attack.
You have taken 24 damage.

Ping Pong? Curse you! Ashton jumps in a van and boots the bald man out, and tries to run Ridley over!
Ashton Anchors misses Ridley with his CHILDREN!!! smash attack.

Ridley flies! his wings still work! NYAH! The dragon tries to light the van on fire.
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his Van go KABOOMIE! attack.
You have taken 15 damage.

Ashton Anchors does one of those dramatic movie-star pose things where he leaps from the explody van. Special effects! Stunning! Just look at the stunt double go!!
Ashton Anchors strikes Ridley with his That's Hollywood for ya stun attack.

Ridley watches Ashton. He blinks, like he had just watched some black guy in a trench coat jump from one 50 story building to another. "Whoa.."

Ashton Anchors gets to attack again, Matrix style! He's suddenly wearing sunglasses and a black coat. But he still uses swords though, guns are for losers.
Ashton Anchors strikes Ridley with his Matrix, swordy style attack.

Ridley is sworded! ARGH! He crashes! But he gets up! He then pounces at Ashton! RAAR!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his POUNCE! attack.
You have taken 8 damage.

Pouncing? Is this some kinda foreplay? Sorry, Ashton isn't into guys.... or grotesque alien .... things. Have at thee!
Ashton Anchors misses Ridley with his Foreplay DENIED! attack.

Ridley isn't pushed off! He now tries to maul Ashton! RAAAAAAAR!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his When Dragons attack, part 845! attack.
You have taken 11 damage.

Ashton Anchors fights off Ridley to the best of his ability, he must not lose his innocence!
Ashton Anchors misses Ridley with his I said DENIED!! attack.

Ridley stays still! He grabs Ashton by his neck and throws him toward a pong paddle!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his FLYYYYYY! attack.
You have taken 7 damage.

Ashton Anchors ricochets off the pong paddle and reaches into his cloak and pulls out a giant mallet. Payback for the forced foreplay, yaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Ashton Anchors misses Ridley with his Ridley no baka-hentai! smash attack.

Ridley sidesteps the mallet! HAW! He's not Baka! The dragon leaps into the air and tries to dive into Ashton!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his Death from above! smash attack.
You have taken 18 damage.

Ashton Anchors lands with a hard... um, landing.. sound. Then uses another ice attack!
Ashton Anchors misses Ridley with his Death from.... below attack.

Ridley sideslips! Gotta love his wings. Once he lands he does the unthinkable!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his BOOT TO DE HEAD! attack.
You have taken 9 damage.

But Ridley made one fatal error, he failed to mention WHICH head! Bwahaha! So instead Ashton is booted in the gut. Not much better, but hey. Desperation time now, time to use an actuall attack from his game!
Ashton Anchors misses Ridley with his Sword Dance! smash attack.

Ridley jumps away from the swords! No swording him anymore! He sends out fire again! BURNINATED!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his Burninated! attack.
You have taken 7 damage.

Oh yeah? Well two can play at that game! Ururun's turn!
Ashton Anchors strikes Ridley with his FROSTINATED!! attack.

Ridley ICEINATED!! AAAAH! Ridley shivers, then bites at Ururun!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his BITE! attack.
You have taken 10 damage.

Ow! Meanie! To show their disgust at the larger dragon, both dragon heads lunge at Ridley!
Ashton Anchors strikes Ridley with his Double Dragon Bite! (No relation to Billy and Jimmy Lee sissy fits) attack.

Ridley is bit by two annoyed dragons! He growls and claws at them and Ashton!
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his From the depths of Norfair, I claw at thee! attack.
You have taken 10 damage.

Ashton Anchors slashes! And slashes again! And again, and again, and... stuff.
Ashton Anchors strikes Ridley with his <Insert fancy Shakespeare line here> attack.

Ridley is slashed! Many times! Argh! Annoeyd he frenzies on Ashton.
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his JUST DIE!! attack.
You have taken 8 damage.

No no no, you're doing it wrong. You need to be more zombie-esque and have a bad Japanese accent.
Ashton Anchors strikes Ridley with his JUSDIE!!! ZELLLO!!!! attack.

Ridley is struck, bit? He's not turning into a zombie though! "Rgh!" The dragon tries to spear Ashton with his tail again.
Ridley strikes Ashton Anchors with his Tail strike attack.
You have taken 11 damage.

Ashton Anchors has been knocked out!

Fungah, foiled again

 

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