<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "It's Saturday Afternoon! Do you know where your kids are? I'll bet I do. They're probably at..."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "SMASH TV!"

<InterZone Chatter> Jim Raynor says, "Smash TV huh?"

<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Oh, Miyamoto, not this crap again."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "The game show of family entertainment, with a violent twist. With your host, Evil MC!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Thank you, thank you... Now yesterday we had a special grand opening. I tell you, it was so much fun for all those involved that we just wanted to thank all of you who came to witness our show's first airing in its new location."

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "Oh! Yay! New Smash TV!"

<InterZone Chatter> Jim Raynor says, "So can you bring personal weapons if your compeating in this?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "As a special treat, we've decided to hold another event today! For a limited time only, all those who come to the Studio within the next five minutes gets a free copy of our home game! Complete with real weapon! So bring the kids..."

<Villain-IC> Chairman King Bowser says, "Got yer show up again, eh MC?"

<Villain-IC> Evil MC says, "You got it."

<InterZone Chatter> Guts Man, not Mega Man says, "Dr. Light's a big ol' party pooper! He won't let me watch Smash TV! Booo! Hiss!"

<Villain-IC> Chairman King Bowser says, "I always enjoyed watching that with the kids when they were growing up. <sniff>"

<InterZone Chatter> Dr. Light, not Mega Man says, "Why does he still have his wadio?"

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "...Wait, 'wadio'?"

<Villain-IC> Evil MC says, "Quality home entertainment, wasn't it? I'm glad we still have some fans of our older days.."

<Villain-IC> Wart says, "Hrmph. Never heard of ya..."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Now we're not quite ready to host another Smash TV episode just yet, but we are going to be hosting a small trivia event instead! Get ready for...SMASH TRIVIA! We just need three lucky contestants who aren't afraid to get their hands a little messy..."

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "What's a wadio?"

<InterZone Chatter> Jim Raynor says, "He ment Radio"

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "Oh. Learn to spell, old man!"

<Villain-IC> Chairman King Bowser says, "Yeah, well you're as cultured as a toad Wart, so that's not surprising."

<Villain-IC> Bass.EXE says, "Hmph.. sounded amusing enough to me.. though I wasn't entirely paying attention to that..'show'."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "We've sent our studio scouts out to various areas to collect information that we can use to ask general questions. Get a question right, you stand a chance to win a fabulous prize! But get one wrong, and you stand a chance to get SMASHED!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Beware, I awake!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Oi, and I've got such a crick in the neck..."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "So, what's new? Anybody die?"

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "Quiz?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Yes, it's a quiz! Smash Trivia! Airing in five minutes. We're taking contestants now!"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "I like quizzes!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "So come on down to the Twisted Metal Demo Grounds, where our studio is located.."

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "OK!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Naaah."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "I'll pass."

Twisted Metal Demolition Grounds

This place was once part of the large city that stretches through much of Videoland, now ruined and destroyed because of Mother Brain's war. Wrecks of buildings line the rubble-strewn streets of this area, ruined cars and still-burning fires making the place all the more terrifying. Gangs of Videolands worse rule this town, and the streets are a chaotic storm of hand-to-hand and vehicular combat. Several groups use this area as the staging ground for particularly nasty demolition derbies, and the sound of gunfire is never far away. If you're around here, be on your guard, for trouble is usually not far behind.

Contents:
Terry

Evil MC

Smash TV Studio

Obvious exits:
<E>ast leads to Super Smash Zone.

<W>est leads to Pong.

<U>p leads to Cloudy Sky.

Smash TV Studios is proud to present: SMASH TRIVIA!

In front of the Studio Building is a large stage set up with three booths, for the contestants, and one other booth for the MC! Where he's standing right now. Meanwhile, other little side-areas are handing out copies of the Smash TV Home Game. Complete with Rapid Fire Gun for your Goon blasting fun!

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Four minutes to airtime! You still have a chance to sign up for Smash Trivia! Win your share of Big Money and Big Prizes! I love it!"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Feh, I've been around longer then most of the other losers here anyway. Plus, there's NO ONE as brilliant as me!"

<InterZone Chatter> Rudy Roughnight says, "I would comment, but I don't even know you."

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Triva?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "That's what I said! Trivia! Smash Trivia! Three minutes, and we've got one contestant already! Two spots left. And don't forget to pick up your copy of our Home Game!"

Lady A arrives from Pong.

Lady A has arrived.

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Where?"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Heh, I'm in. Though the winner has pretty much been decided then..."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Two minutes to show-time! Come down to the Twisted Metal Demo Grounds, and take part in...or even just watch Smash Trivia! The rules will be simple. The prizes worth the time. And the Smashes will be nothing but PAIN!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "One minute! Who's my three lucky contestants? I've got one! I need two more! Step right up..."

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Count me in!"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "I'm coming toooo!"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "And I'm already on my way."

Cube arrives! In some fashion! That dosen't really matter much! Yatta!

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Three! Three lucky contestants now. Alright. Introduce yourselves for the studio audience, and we'll get the show going!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "..."

Terry is there too, trundling along with a Drazee on his shoulder.

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "What is this?"

<InterZone Chatter> Tails says, "It's..a show?"

What's that sound of a coptor coming from above? More importantly... where did those spotlights and music come from?

o/~Y'all ready for this??

Bowser's Clown Coptor slowly descends from the sky, when it lowers enough, Bowser leaps out and lands on the ground with a hard CRASH. Da King is here baby!

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "No... This... Brown substance."

<InterZone Chatter> Tails says, "What brown substance?"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "This one."

<InterZone Chatter> Tails says, "I can't see.."

<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Are you still in the toilets>"

<InterZone Chatter> Tails says, "...ew."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Oh right. Well it's squigy, and brown."

<InterZone Chatter> Tails says, "..."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero munch, "And it tastes ... Appealing."

<InterZone Chatter> Tails says, "I'm hoping it's root beer jello.. If it's not root beer jello, I'm gonna be a little sick.."

<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Could be cake."

<InterZone Chatter> Tails says, "Could be. Or chocolate."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Nono, it's not yellow. It's solid. Not cake either."

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "ooc: Could be meat."

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "OOC: It's... MEATCAKE!"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "I'm Cube, a robot, and some how I stay less than a week old."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Welcome to the show, Cube. Step into your booth! Next contestant?"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "I'm Terry, Master Monster Tamer, Hero of GreatTree, winner of the Starry Night Tournament, and tamer of the Ultimate Monster, DarkDrium!"

Terry keeps trundling, eyeing Bowser as he arrives. "Hey, you look like a Tortagon! You know that?"

Suspicious. Very suspicious.

The light dance around the crowd gathering near the building. Among the Videoland denizens, one human figure does not stand out much, pushing her way to the front to get a better look at the setup and inspect this seemingly dangerous game. Caught in the middle of the crowd, Lady A looks up as the copter descends over the studio, and holds her hand over her eyes to watch this display.

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "Chaos Zero, I'd advise you not to eat anything without asking what it is, first."

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Gaahhaha! I'm King Bowser, and if you don't know that you don't deserve to be graced with my presence!!"

<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Bowser! How's all those illegitimate brats doing?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Glad to have you here, Tamer Terry! And you too, King Bowser. Take your spots, and get ready to play!"

King Bowser eyes Terry for a moment. Blink. "Beat it kid, ya bother me." He mutters, as he steps up to his booth, or whatever it is Evil MC has set up.

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Why, they're just... HEY! Was that an insult?? Twerp."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Well... I found it on the floor."

Booths. Definately booths. For all three contestants. And now that they're all gathered, and MC is ready, he steps behind his own stand and lifts up a few little cards.

Terry steps up in his booth as well, sticking his tongue out at Bowser.

Cube stands /on/ the booth. It's the only way that he'll be visable.

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero slurps, "Last little bit."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Alright. Here's how we do this. I will ask a question. The first one of you that can buzz in will have a chance to answer. A correct answer earns you one chance to draw from our board of prizes! A wrong answer...and the waiting audience gets to decide how you get SMASHED! Are you ready to play?"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Ready!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "I doubt it. It was in blue wrapping. It's awfully hot, so I thought it was some kind of liquid."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "It turned out to be something in the middle."

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "a wrapper? If there's writing on the wrapper, you should read it."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Tamer Terry? King bowser? Are you ready?"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "I'm ready for it!"

<InterZone Chatter> Pikachu says, "...Pika pika?"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Naturally! Bwahaha!"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "~SUQUEEEE!~ Oh, and he's my Drakee Drak! Say hi to everyone, Drak! ~Suquee!~"

Lady A stands amist the cheering crowd. Quietly watching, unlike the other citizens, who are applauding, she simply waits for the fun to start. If there's any one put in danger, she'll be very upset.

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "It said Crunch."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "First question! We'll start you off with an easy one. In the Metroid world, name me the planet where the Metroids were rumored to be born on!"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "*BUZZ*"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "<BEEP!>"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Mobius!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "He's got the buzzer on speed-action! What's the answer, Cube?"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "SR388 is said to be the metroid homeworld, and is also under quarntine."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "...No it's not."

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "Probably because he doesn't have a buzzer."

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "And he's not even in the studio."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Correct answer! Now pick a number from one to ten for your prize!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Three!"

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "Chaos, shut up. You're not playing."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "...Playing what?"

<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "FIVE!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "You've won...a three-month supply of chocolate triple-layered cake! Congratulations!"

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "The gameshow that's on! Are you a complete idiot???"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "two."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Three!"

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "That answers my question."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero hisses, "This chocolate must be poison. I don't recall wanting to act like this."

Cube eyes the cake, shrugs, and carts it off.

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "Guh."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Yes. Cake. That's...a nice prize. Hm. Next question! Something maybe a little tougher. Exactly how many Pokemon types are currently in existance?"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "~BUZZ~"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Yes, Tamer Terry!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Too many."

<InterZone Chatter> Pikachu hisses.

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "I was wandering around the Pokemon area so I know this! 252!"

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "What's a Pokemon?"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "A mon that's a ... pocket?"

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "Sounds fair to me."

<InterZone Chatter> Pikachu can be heard facepalming.

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "It's an animal."

<InterZone Chatter> Pikachu says, "PIKA! (TYPES!)"

<InterZone Chatter> Ninji Gamma, and Not Wart says, "The electric rat is a Pokemon."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Incorrect! We have uncovered the new Pokemon known as Metroid Pokemon! This makes 253."

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "Oooooooh."

<InterZone Chatter> Pikachu says, "...Pii...ka..."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "You lie."

<InterZone Chatter> Bass.EXE says, "... /That/ thing was annoying."

<InterZone Chatter> Ninji Gamma, and Not Wart says, "Aw, I made Mr. Mousey mad, did I?"

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "A very broad term that classifies all the animal types that come from Kanto and the surrounding areas."

<InterZone Chatter> Pikachu says, "Pika pikachu. (Johto too.)"

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "Hence why I said 'surrounding areas'."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "So, Terry. You've got a wrong anser. Audience! What shall we do to him?"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Pikapika Pika chu! (Monk Ash Explode Beards!)"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry snickers.

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "KILL HIM!"

<InterZone Chatter> Pikachu says, "Pika pika pipipika.. (That doesn't make any sense.)"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "I believe I am making contact! Pika chu chu chu chu chu! Pika chu chu pikachu! (King dwarf grain flying monkeys! Move every Zig!)"

There's been a wrong answer! The sign above the stage lights up for "Audience Reply" We need a punishment!

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "Chaos Zero, you're talking in gibberish according to my translator."

<InterZone Chatter> Afgncaap says, "CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. (POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY.)"

<InterZone Chatter> Wart says, "Pi Pika kachu chu! (a string of random obscenaties and/or gibberish). *asiding to a random Shyguy* You sure that's how to say "Too bad, so sad?" "Dunno. I just like Mr. Pika Pika!!" "*sigh*""

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "...heeey!"

<InterZone Chatter> Bass.EXE says, "..."

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "You watch your mouth, frog guy!"

<InterZone Chatter> Queen Metroid says nothing but Pokemon Metroid says, "Met met metroid. (Wierdos.)"

<InterZone Chatter> Afgncaap says, "Chu, pika! Pika pikachu pika! (Hey, look! I've got the Nitfol spell!)"

The audience seems to respond favorably to this... with cheers and boos both, mingling together in a cacophony. "PUNISHMENT! PUNISHMENT!" the left corner chants.

Lady A turns and narrows her eyes at them, but since no one is looking that way, it doesn't exactly shut them up.

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Well as it seems our audiecne can't decide on a suitable punishment other than your complete and total death, Terry, we'll have to rely on our backup. Mutoid Man! If you will do the honors?"

<InterZone Chatter> Bass.EXE growls, in particular directing this towards Wart.. "Do I sense another ignorant fool that needs to be silenced?" He asks.

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "What's a Mutoid Man? Can he be tamed?"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says nothing, but Liquid Chao says, "Pikam chu Pipi, chu ka pi? chu pika? (So, Pikachu, how's you're life going? Got any good apples lately?)

<InterZone Chatter> The Hero Of Spielburg says, "Oh! Heeeeeeeeey! Wart!"

<InterZone Chatter> The Dragon Warrior says, "Uggghhh... *click*"

What is Mutoid Man? Mutoid Man is a very big and large man. Half of him is, anyway. The other half is a very big set of tank treads. He's bald, he's got really big arms, and he can shoot lasers out of his eyes. Like he so kindly demonstrates on Terry! *BZAAAAP*

<InterZone Chatter> Wart says, "Ignorant? W-w-who's ignorant? *audible twitch* ....oh, it's you, Moron of Foolsburg..."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Good to hear somebody actually broke his neck."

Evil MC strikes Terry with his Mutoid Man Super Laser Eye Doom! smash attack.

<InterZone Chatter> The Hero Of Spielburg says, "It's Hero of Spielburg! Your just a sore losser that we kicked your aft outta Subcon again!"

<InterZone Chatter> Pikachu says, "Pika pika pika pikachu pika pika. (Going great. The apples have been superb. Especially Red Mage's."

<InterZone Chatter> Afgncaap sighs loudly.

<InterZone Chatter> Wart just growls.

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Ooooh, and Mutoid Man shows Terry what real daggers from the eyes can do... Sorry, Terry. Better luck next question."

Terry is lucky in that the staff he always carries deflects direct attacks. But then... ~SUQUEEEEE!~ The lasers roll around Terry's shielding and smack into his Drakee! "No! Drak!!" Terry ducks down, tending to his wounded monster.

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says nothing, but Liquid Chao says, "Pipichu pika Chao! (Good to hear chao!)"

<InterZone Chatter> Bass.EXE says, "You were speaking in a torrent of obscenities, and other things that didn't quite process... and you would /not/ be the first person I have hunted down to /silence/.."

Cube blinks. This is a violent trivia game.

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "Make that thing not hurt Drak anymore, you big meanie!"

King Bowser snickers "Whatta chump..."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Who's this loudmouth may I ask?"

<InterZone Chatter> Afgncaap says, "Which one?"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "The one talking more than he really should."

<InterZone Chatter> Bass.EXE says, "... How specific."

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Again, which one?"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "You! The 'how specific' one."

<InterZone Chatter> Wart says, "Excuse me if I can't speak in that stupid little tongue of theirs. NOt like I ever plan on speaking it on a regular basis. And ha! Like you could silence me. *in the background* "Wart-Sir, why are you..." *The question is cut off by a quick incoherent yell to them from Wart, however*"

<InterZone Chatter> Bass.EXE says, "... I get that a lo-- .."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Next question! In the land of Mobius, what is the name of the blue hedgehog who always saves their world's...brother?"

<InterZone Chatter> Bass.EXE says nothing, but the signature HUMM of his teleport can be heard.

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Ha, that shut him up."

<InterZone Chatter> Cube knows not to buzz in for questions he does not know the answer to, so he dosen't.

<InterZone Chatter> Afgncaap says, "Chaos Zero, you may be slightly doomed."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "How do you figure?"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "Uhhh..."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Nobody?"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "I know."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "I could tell you."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "<Gurgle>"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Alright! Nobody is familiar enough with Mobius to tell that...Sonic has no brother! Next question..."

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "Even /I/ knew that one."

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "These people are idiots."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "What is the name of Black Belt's favorite activity?"

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "....Ah! Mango Juice! *WHAM*"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "*BUZZ*"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "King Bowser! What's the answer?"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Prancing around like an idiot?"

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "He's gonna get it wroooooooong..."

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "HE GOT IT WRONG!"

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "I knew he'd fail."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Actually, that's correct!"

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "..."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Black Belt sounds like a pansy."

<InterZone Chatter> Afgncaap says, "Oh, don't be mean to the nincompoop."

<InterZone Chatter> Terry giggles.

<InterZone Chatter> Jim Raynor says nothing but Aster says, "Well Black Belt is as about as bright as a sack of hammers. So what do you expect?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Everybody knows that Black Belt's favorite activity is dancing around like a moron. His SECOND favorite activity is punching things to bloody pulps."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Pick a number, Bowser!"

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt softly chants, over and over. "I will not kill the unenlightened I will not kill the unenlightened I will not kill the unenlightened..."

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "8. I've always like that number."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "And you win...a Capture Any Princess Free card! Congratulations, King."

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Gahahahaha! Yes..."

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Where is that card good?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Four questions down! Fifth question now! In the Palace of Power, who heads the R&D station?"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "*BUZZ*"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Cube! What's the answer?"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Me! ^.^"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "...Incorrect! The answer is Cube."

<InterZone Chatter> Terry giggles more. "You're silly!"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "I am Cube!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Me is not a valid answer. Even with a smiley!"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Oh you're no fun anymore."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "OOC: CACKLES!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Audience? What Smash does Cube have in store?"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "DEATH!"

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "A BANANA!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "MOTHER BRAIN!"

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "A BANANA!"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "OOC Thrown under a camel?"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "CAMELS!"

<InterZone Chatter> Afgncaap says, "Raindrops falling on his head!"

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "Thrown around like a soccer ball!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "CANDLES!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Soccer ball it is!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "FLYING MONKEY BARRAGE!"

<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "BANANAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "POISON CHOCOLAAA-- Oh."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "And our guest star kicker today... Smash TV's very own Twin Cobras!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "I heard he's Megaman's idol."

And here come the twin cobras themselves! The snake pair joining their tails together to take a swift 'kick' at Cube! It could always miss, you know.

Evil MC strikes Cube with his Cube Ball, Side Pocket smash attack.

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Five questions down. Halfway there! So far, we've had two questions answered incorrectly, one not answered at all, and two correct answers. Who will win the Grand Prize? Stay Tuned..."

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Me."

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Someone shut that thing up. Where's Bass.EXE when ya need him..."

Cube goes *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* *BOING* like a pinball around the set before landing back in the booth. @.@

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Oooh, that looked painful. Pinball Wizard Cube, they'll call him after this. Sixth Question!"

<InterZone Chatter> Bass.EXE can be heard in the background, probably speaking to Wart: "I came to prove a point.." a slight growl.. "I /can/ silence you." Though nothing moer.

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Damn, he talks to himself too?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "How many times has Viki, teleportation specialist for the Heroes, rumored to have accidentally gotten herself lost?"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "~BUZZ~"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Yes, Terry!"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "...Uh oh."

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "I kept count! 3,452.5!"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Hey! I do not!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Interesting answer. And now, Viki? What's the correct answer?"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "...I don't know."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Our sources say..."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "..."

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "They don't know either, do they?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "...They seem to be having an arguement."

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Shall we listen in on it?"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "They probably don't know whether to count the /other/ teleportation specialist Viki!"

<InterZone Chatter> Chaos Zero says, "Np."

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "After all, you didn't say which one."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "We shall! *click* <Goon 1> Which Viki? There's the ditz Viki and the little girl Viki! Ditz Viki has been lost too many times to count! <Goon 2> But the little Viki hasn't been lost at all...so the answer is 0! <Goon 3> Does this count the times this morning? We can't keep track!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "...The correct answer is then...0!"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "..."

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "That's not fair! You should average the two, at least!"

<InterZone Chatter> Afgncaap says, "I wonder how many times this morning ..."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Being a teleportation specialist, she does not get lost. She can always find her way back home. So they say."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "But since there was so much confusion over the subject, we'll just toss the question aside and move to question 7."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "How many princesses are currently affiliated with the Palace of Power?"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Five."

<InterZone Chatter> Camu, not Gades says, "Lies!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Anyone?"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Oh, do I have to find a bell first?"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "*BUZZ*"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Right! Cube. You're up."

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Three directly, four if you count Jiar's wife."

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "B...but isn't she a Queen? Fuzzhead goes on about being a King..."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "I believe Jair's wife is counted as a Queen presently. So three is a good answer."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Good enough for this quiz. Choose a number!"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Excuse me!"

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "Seven."

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Queens are princesses too."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Cube wins a Brand New 19XX Car!"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Any...uh, hereditary...female ruler is."

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says nothing, but Erwin says, "Cool..."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Question eight. And our final question for this Quiz..."

<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "But how will I use the pedals?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Who won yesterday's Smash TV Contest?"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "*BUZZ*"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki transmits the sound of a frying pan hitting the table.

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Bowser!"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Some loser, since it wasn't me!"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Nice try, but no good. Bowser gets Smashed!"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki hits the frying pan again. Sounds like off something metal this time. "Sorry! Couldn't find a bell."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Let's let the audience answer! Viki?"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Cody! I remember because he wanted bandages."

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "I always want bandages."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Correct! So, Viki. What smash do you choose to put the great King Bowser through today?"

<InterZone Chatter> Queen Metroid says nothing but Pokemon Metroid says, "Met met met! (Feed him to the puffin-dingos!)"

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "...I don't know, what are my choices?"

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Anything aside from actual death."

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Hmm. I don't know. Does anyone else have an idea?"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "I know I know I know!"

<InterZone Chatter> Pikachu says, "Pika pika pika! (Have him be smashed by a Chomp-Chomp, and brand him with a Mario symbol!)"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "That's two things!"

<InterZone Chatter> Tails says, "Terry?"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "Buried under all the Sirloins in my Bag! I think I have twenty million!"

<InterZone Chatter> Terry says, "They'd be _really_ _really_ heavy!"

<InterZone Chatter> Tails says, "Be nice. Just cuz' he's not the brightest.."

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Oh, hitting's mean. I mean, he's mean too, but...How about we get him a shirt that has Mario's face on it, and it's giving a thumb's up, and he has to wear it /all week/."

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "Well, he can have more then one shirt."

<InterZone Chatter> Viki says, "But the same /kind/ of shirt."

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "I'd rather face Mutoid Man."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "If that's what the audience wants... Bowser! You've just won a week's supply of Mario shirts!"

<InterZone Chatter> Wario says, "Mario! Where is-a he!?"

<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Curses...."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Enjoy your shirts. And this wraps it up for today's Smash Trivia! Join us next time..."

<InterZone Chatter> Evil MC says, "Keep on Smashin'! *click*"


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