Mushroom Kingdom - Koopa Castle
A dark castle built atop an active lava flow, Bowser would have no less for his fortress. Guarded by Thwomps, robots, magical traps, and Koopa Elite, this place is impenatrable to all but the most resolute of plumbers, er, heroes. Bowser hatches all of his schemes here, as well as making it the home for himself and his extended family, including his children, who terrorize the countryside freely. If anything in this place is scarier than Bowser, it's them.
Contents:
Wendy's Room
Bowser's Throne
Obvious exits:
<S>outh leads to Mushroom Kingdom - Koopa Kingdom.
Fou-Lu arrives from Fortress of Evil - Warp Zone.
Fou-Lu has arrived.
Slime arrives from Fortress of Evil - Warp Zone.
Slime has arrived.
Captain X arrives from Fortress of Evil - Warp Zone.
Captain X has arrived.
Mr. Blonde arrives from Fortress of Evil - Warp Zone.
Mr. Blonde has arrived.
In one of the deeper parts of the Koopa Castle is a huge open lava pit. Bowser has staged many a final battle against Mario here. Tonight, it's the scene of someone else's final battle. A large round stone platform is suspended far above the lava pit, by whatever force suspends objects in midair in the Mario zone. At the far end sits Bowser, with some seats for whoever else has come to watch. Two bridges connect to the floating island, where Slime and Captain X would walk out into the center.
Mr. Blonde sits in a seat next to Bowser. He's really looking forward to this. It's gonna be fun. "Care to place a wager on how long this fight will last?" He stares forward, waiting for the slaughter to begin.
Shloop. Shloop. Shloop. Shloop.
Something is entering the room. As he comes through a door, music plays.
o/~ You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round, round... o/~
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, a crowd cheers. In the front row of the audience stands is a small white slime, covered in blades, waving a flag. "FURRUUU!" She yells.
And finally, the green goop makes his appearance. He throws up his...uhhh...goop, and the crowd cheers. "Captain X is going down! Why? CAUSE GOOP COLD SLIME OOZETON SAID SO!" More cheering. Slime makes his way to the island, fans cheering.
<Villain-IC> Mother Brain says, "Hrmm."
<Villain-IC> Ghaleon says, "I have a strong urge to use hell-wave at this point. Is this normal amongst people who observe the interactions of those at the Dance-Dance Club?"
Captain X decides against making any flashy entrance; he's got no entourage preceeding him, no audience in the background cheering him on. After all, hardly anyone is particularly partial to him. ... And beside that, there's not much of a crowd visible. But at any rate.
As he walks on the bridge, there actually is music that comes on, recognizable as Fear Factory. Of course, he's dressed in his usual battle outfit, the black jacket and the rest of it all, with the addition of a pair of mirrorshades on his face.
King Bowser grumbles at Slime's entrance "I don't believe this..." Sighing, he stands and takes a few steps forward. "Alright! You guys know the rules! Not that there are any, just beat the crud out of each other however you see fit, last one standing wins!" He turns around, the snaps his fingers in the air, the two bridges that Captain X and Slime used to get on the platform vanish. Four firey fountains shoot up out of the sea of lava, surrounding the platform, signaling the start of the fight. Sitting, Bowser looks at Mr. Blonde "If Captain X doesn't squish that slime in less than 3 rounds I'll be VERY surprised..."
Ridley arrives from Fortress of Evil - Warp Zone.
Ridley has arrived.
Slime fehs. "No problem." And with that, Slime leaps into the air and lunges....at Capn X's face? What's he doing? Trying to be an alien face hugger? People have got to do something about that goop.
Slime strikes Captain X with its Facehugger! attack.
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Laaaaaaaaaaaadies and Geeeeeeeentlemen! Mother Brain, Villains, Princess Toadstool, and the rest of you losers out there in Videoland. Tonight I'll be, apparently, commenting on the next round in the Enforcer Tournament, Captain X versus Slime, which will likely be a VERY short match."
Mr. Blonde snerks. "If /I/ don't attack Slime in less then three rounds I'll be suprised." He crosses his arms and grabs a mic.
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "And first blood..or something like it...goes to Slime."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "DORKS."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooorks."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "I concur."
Mother Brain arrives from Fortress of Evil - Warp Zone.
Mother Brain has arrived.
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Doooooork dork dork dork dork Dooooooooooooooork!"
Scene pose, Captain X and Slime are fighting on a suspended plantform over a pit of lava. Bowser and Blonde are on the far end, doing the commentary thing.
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "Says the one in a most childish dancing 'contest', if one can call it that."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Ah-ha. Yeesss... Ridley. Out of all the contestants entered in the Enforcer Tournament and those who have so far advanced, which of these chuckle-heads do you think you would most like to have working under you?"
<InterZone Chatter> Station says, "Hello mother.."
Captain X seems to be rather impatient to get things started, but Slime gets a head start, it seems. And for a moment he just stands there, with Slime hanging off his face. After that moment, he grabs onto Slime with both hands and PULLS, yanking him off and tossing him away from himself, before removing his shades and muttering, "I just cleaned these." He folds them and sets them in his jacket's inside pocket, bringing out his blaster when his hand comes back out. "You're going to be getting the cleaning bill."
More to the point, he takes aim and opens fire at Slime. Just one shot, but well aimed it should work as well anyway.
Captain X misses Slime with his Headshot! ... Wait, he doesn't have a head. attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Hello father.."
<InterZone Chatter> Sonic the Hedgehog says, "Here I am at.."
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X says, "Hello, sister."
<InterZone Chatter> Station says, "...."
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley says, "I'm not so sure you would agree with me, Mother Brain."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Oh? Do tell."
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "Is everyone related to everyone else around here? In-breeding. That's the problem these days...."
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley says, "I would honestly like to see Gameshark win this."
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "Inbreeding, and not enough dots."
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Well this battle is certainly surprising so far. Somehow that slimeball managed to both land an attack, and dodge one at the same time. Oh well, it'll only mean that he'll get splutted in a messier fashion."
Slime somehow manages to bounce like a superball, and land back on X's fce. "Throw ME off, will you?" With that, Slime starts to ooze into Capn X's unprotected eyes. This'll hurt if it hits.
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "If Slime wins, I'll eat my own heart."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "GO, SLIME, GO!"
Slime misses Captain X with its Eye Goo attack.
Mr. Blonde sits there, shaking his he. "This is the almighty Captain X? Huh."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Gameshark...hmm hmmmhmhmhm..heh heh heh.."
King Bowser scoffs "Nah, that pile of sludge just somehow manages to be really lucky. That's all."
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley says, "I honestly think the other Gamemasters have enough duties."
And if it misses, it won't hurt a bit. Captain X grabs at Slime to throw him off again, this time just throwing him directly at the ground and immediately after begins stomping on him. "Stay still for a second, you insufferable ball of goo."
Captain X strikes Slime with his Stomp #1. You knew it was coming, but you didn't know it would be so soon. attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Only -one- other Gamemaster entered Ridley. That was Captain X. If both Captain X and Gameshark are successful in their opening rounds, they would meet each other in the next round. Somehow I do not feel Gameshark is able to defeat Captain X."
<InterZone Chatter> Wolf O'Donnell says, "Yeah, they both cheat."
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X says, "..."
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley says, "We can only wait and see."
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X says, "If I wasn't busy I'd come over there and smack the hell out of you for that comment."
<InterZone Chatter> Wolf O'Donnell says, "I didn't mean you cheat in the bad way, Captain."
<InterZone Chatter> Wolf O'Donnell says, "I just mean you don't fight fair, kinda like me. Anything to win."
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "That would be a fight worth watching, unlike this miserable excuse for combat."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Travis would just rip him a new Sprite."
<InterZone Chatter> Sonic the Hedgehog says, "Oh like there's a good way?"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Sting!"
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Well, finally the balance of power shifts back to normal. Captain X is stomping that slimeball good.... try not to overdo it now, a few of my troops have been traumatized to stomping."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain joins Bowser and Mr. Blonde in the commentary booth. "I like your attitude Mr. Blonde. You are quite...acidic. Yeesss..."
Slime is stepped on. "Ow! You son of a-" Sliem starts yelling in Slimish, before, attempting to eat Captain X's foot, and immobilise him.
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Go for the eyes, Slime! GO FOR THE EYES!"
Slime strikes Captain X with its Trip Up! stun attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Slime says, "I did. The bastard closed them."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Go for them again, then."
<Villain-IC> With his Vocorder, Mr. Blonde says, "Ah, Mother Brain, I am reminded of something. In a few days, several hundred Skedar warriors will be at a peak bloodlust. They are ready to feast upon their foes. Is there any lace in particular you would lie added to your dominion?"
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Gah! Spoke too soon. I can't believe that Slime is starting to get the better of Captain X. Here's a better question, Mother Brain, what are you going to do if Slime actually manages to defeat Captain X?"
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "Slime, if you have a moment, would you tell the people listening at home what Captain X's foot tastes like?"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "We can talk about that later Mr. Blonde, we have a...'fight' here. I have not seen a more pathetic display since...since...Well. Since..ever really. If Slime defeats Captain X, I think I will have to start seriously taking a harder look at just who is my Sub Commander for the Empire. *audible sweatdrop*"
Captain X 's metal boots are rather slime-resistant, he's hardly getting eaten. The joys of technology. Though, if Captain X were to shoot Slime now, he'd end up shooting his own foot as well. Not a good solution. "That's it," he growls, "Now I'm actually going to put some effort into beating you."
<InterZone Chatter> Ratchet says, "The villians are fighting each other?... Hmmm.. I'm at a conflict in interests here. Is this good because they're beating each other up, or bad because we don't get the blow them up ourselves?"
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "...20 Simoleans on Slime."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Yes."
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "You know what they say. It's all fun and games until slime drips in someone's eye."
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "No one says that, you bloody idiot."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "I say it's all fun and games until someone loses a limb."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Don't you be disrespectful to your elders, Son."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Then it's HILARIOUS."
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "Come say that to my face, /human/."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Mr. Blonde. Ignore them. There is no need to be riled by pathetic inferior insects."
<InterZone Chatter> Ratchet grunts a little. "Ah, well, just cheer for the whoever it would be more humiliating to Evil to win?" "For once, Ratchet, that sounds like a exceptional idea." "Right. Goooooo Slime!"
<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "Red Mage is human? No, wait, it's me who's transcending mortality. Right, I forgot that."
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "That's right. We're watching Captain X try to beat another pathetic inferior insect."
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "You young'uns sure get riled up quickly, don't you? Lookie here, son, I was running away from uglier than you when you were still in the egg. Or whatever it is you came from."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain eyes Mr. Blonde for a moment. "..I cannot believe a overweight midget beat you."
Slime grins, and rushes ujp, and goes for X's eyes again. "You're gonna be blind most of this fight, Captain!" With that, Slime pulls a tuning fork from inside his ooze, and tries to poke X in the eyes with it.
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Packri, I'm sure it's a slimy pond that he crawled out of."
Wolf O'Donnell arrives from Fortress of Evil - Warp Zone.
Wolf O'Donnell has arrived.
Slime strikes Captain X with its Tuning Fork In The Eye! attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "The Axem Rangers jumed me from behind and held me down for a few seconds. That is the only reason Wario won."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain ....snerks.
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Excuses, excuses."
<InterZone Chatter> Waluigi says, "Wario's not-a short! Well, for-a most people. He's short-a to me."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "You be careful Waluigi. Do you really want your brother breathing down your neck and telling you what to do all of the time? Hmmhmmhmm. Perhaps you should become more..'involved' with his next battle."
<InterZone Chatter> Waluigi says, "...Hmm..."
<InterZone Chatter> Waluigi says, "Wait, he does-a that all-a the time anyways."
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Well that was a dirty trick. A Tuning fork in the eye? I like it! Sadly, it was Slime who did that, which means it's Captain X who is getting humiliated by all this."
<InterZone Chatter> Goop Cold Slime Oozeton! Slime's radio emits the sound of a tuning fork hitting something, with a resounding 'ting'.
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Go slime!"
<InterZone Chatter> Andross says, "Actually taking damage from Slime is humiliating enough."
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley says, "Bet ... that hurt.."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Yes but in the grand scheme of things, you hold more weight with us in -E.V.I.L- than he. You can tell him to be quiet."
<InterZone Chatter> Waluigi says, "He'll-a still beat-a me uop."
<InterZone Chatter> Sonic the Hedgehog says, "Everyone can beat /you/ up, Waluigi."
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster transmits the sound of something hitting the radio "How do you make this thing show picutres? I want to see this fight. Cheap... piece of..." *fffffft* "Consarn it!"
<InterZone Chatter> Goop Cold Slime Oozeton! Slime says, "I can beat you up!"
<InterZone Chatter> Station says, "..."
Captain X actually turns his head. Not far enough, as one eye gets poked. But fortunately, tuning forks are generally not sharp. Either way, he's pretty damn unhappy at having an object forced at his eyes. Unhappy to the point where he forcibly grabs Slime with one hand, putting the end of his blaster against him. This, no doubt, is gonna be pretty damn unpleasant for Slime when that trigger gets pulled.
Captain X strikes Slime with his Yum, plasma. attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Station idly emits a faint chuckle.
<InterZone Chatter> Ratchet says, "At least Slime isn't like the slime beasts back home, and splits into two every time you hit it."
Mother Brain drops an inconspicous looking YAM (THE ULTIMATE POWER) CANNON into the battle field. Yes Yam Cannon. The ungodly power of...the Yam.
Mr. Blonde takes and object out of his trenchcoat and places it one the ground. Then he takes a small battery pack out and hooks it up to the small, white Sears appliance. "Slime, if you lose, this is what you have to look forward too." He turns the device on, but it doesn't do anything over sectacular.
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Don't go giving him any ideas, the last thing we need is two of those freaks around. Speaking of which, he just got blasted good with Captain X's blaster. That stain will be there forever..."
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "Slime, this is what you have to look forward to if you lose. *a blender whirrs in the background*"
Slime grabs this Yam Cannon! "HAH! NOW I'VE GOT YOU!" He aims the Yam Cannon at...Captain X's Crotch? Oooh....this could be painful...
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "You're insane, Blondie."
Slime misses Captain X with its YAM BLAST...TO THE CROTCH! smash attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "I shall take that as a compliment, fleshbag."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Are you a robot?"
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "No."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Are you an energy-based being?"
<InterZone Chatter> Goop Cold Slime Oozeton! Slime says, "He's an Alien."
<InterZone Chatter> Goop Cold Slime Oozeton! Slime says, "Y'know? Big eyes, small mnouths, anal probes?"
Mother Brain drops an equally inconspicious FIVE SLOTTED TOASTER onto the battlefield. Sweet mercy. This is clearly going to far.
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley coughs.
<InterZone Chatter> Waluigi says, "Hey, that's-a my toaster!"
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Shh, Slime. Let him answer. Now, Mr. Blonde... are you an energy-based being?"
<InterZone Chatter> Station says, "...."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "I made another."
<InterZone Chatter> Waluigi says, "Oh."
<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "OOC: So? That only means he's from an anime!"
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "Look, the anal probe guy was new. He has since been slain."
<InterZone Chatter> The Tribes Guy jacks up her soul stat and purchases six levels in Weapon Attack... (Horrible obscure reference)
<InterZone Chatter> The Tribes Guy says, "OOC: Errr,, mischan.. >.<"
<InterZone Chatter> The Tribes Guy jacks up her soul stat and purchases six levels in Weapon Attack in response to something said on Interzone.
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "There! Area 51! Did I ever tell you about the time I fought off a horde of rampaging alien rhinos with only my face as a weapon?"
<InterZone Chatter> Ratchet OOC double mocks Tribes Guy
Captain X taps the controller; matrix-dodging is a useful talent when your crotch is in jeopardy! And with that same insane speed, he whips up past Slime, grabbing him and ... stuffing him in the toaster. No less insane than anything else, especially when he presses the lever to make Slime into FIVE! pieces of toast. Or toasty Slime. Or.. something. Eh, anyway. He figures getting well back is a good idea though.
Captain X strikes Slime with his Toasty! o/` smash attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Jim Raynor says, "OOC Never can tell the gender of someone in Juggernaut armor"
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Are you going to answer or not, Blondie?!"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "That is a lot of toast."
<InterZone Chatter> Mr. Blonde says, "I am not an energy based being, idiot."
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley chuckles.
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "Don't eat it."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Right. So you're not a robot, nor are you an energy-based being."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Are you allergic to shellfish?"
<InterZone Chatter> Waluigi says, "Bah. He looks-a yummy toasted."
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Ahh, just when I was LOOKING for a more disgusting sammich bread..."
<InterZone Chatter> Waluigi says, "I want-a a piece with-a an eye."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Mr. Blonde. Ignore that...foolish "Hero"."
Slime is sent flying. The Mortal Kombat guy appears. "Toasty!" Alas, before he can leave the screen, however, Slime grabs him, and charges at Captain X. "FEEL THE WRATH OF THE TOASTY GUY!" Slime is going to use the toasty guy as a weapon? Now this is just wrong.
Slime misses Captain X with its TOASTY! attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "I think the end of this syllogism is "If you're not a robot, and you're not an energy being, then you are also a 'fleshbag'" Don't quote me on that. Don't make me stop this car."
King Bowser blinks at the Toasty guy "Now how the heck did HE get in here?" Shrugging slightly, he whistles over at one of the Koopa Troopas on the side. Time to help move this along abit more. One of the Koopa Paratroopas flies over the ring, and drops a Fire Flower at Captain X. Slime wants Toasty? He'll get Toasty.
Captain X just.. stares at The Toasty Guy for a second. "The.. hell.." He shrugs, faintly; sidesteps and oh so casually extends a foot. Toasty Guy goes sprawling.
And then a fire flower falls next to him. He stops for a moment and looks at it, then shrugs and touches it. Rather rapidly, his color scheme goes from black and bright green to.. well, black and red. Mostly the game except for red eyes and now red hair.
He raises his blaster, curious as to its effects, and pulls the trigger. A plume of flame makes its way to Slime, rapidly. No fireballs; this is just a bloody flamethrower.
Captain X strikes Slime with his Doubleplus toasty! attack.
Mr. Blonde pulls another device out of his trenchcoat. Small, round, and green, he starts to idley toss the weapon up and down in one hand. "Hrmm...to throw...or not to throw." He looks around to the rest off the spectators. "Opinions?"
"Throw it!"
A resounding cheer comes up from the crowd.
"YEAH!"
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "So you're not allergic to shellfish."
"EAT IT!"
"Do you even have to ask?"
"Where's the bathroom in this place?"
"Don't touch me there! You're not my father!" "..." "...Did I say that outloud?" "..."
The Koopa Troopas start storming the audience, beating them mightily.
Slime aieeees! "It burns! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSS!" He runs around, and a round, eventually puttign the fire out. He then pulls out a sign. The sign says 'Merlin', with in arrow. Slime places the arrow so it face Captain X. Then, out of nowhere, a piano falls.
Slime strikes Captain X with its Piano of DEATH! smash attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "Wario and Waluigi could make a fortune if they were allowed to sell tickets to fights like this one."
Mr. Blonde pulls the pin and launches the grenade into ring.
Agent 3D0 arrives from Fortress of Evil - Warp Zone.
Agent 3D0 has arrived.
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "And I can't believe I gave them that idea."
Mr. Blonde strikes Slime with his Mr. Blonde's Revenge attack.
Mr. Blonde strikes Captain X with his Mr. Blonde's Revenge attack.
Mother Brain idly drops a Chibi-Ridley robot into the area. What does it do? flaps its wings, grumps, makes a lot of noise then EXPLODES LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB. Sweet mercy. What will they think of next at the Wonka Factory.
And it's so cute too!
Ridley just peers at the robot ... ... .oO(That doesn't even LOOK like me...)
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "...Uh."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Nothing good wil come of this."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Something that powerful in explosive value, ontop of an active volcano."
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "Something good was /supposed/ to come of this?"
King Bowser hrms, scratching his chin "I am getting a real deja vu over that last attack... whatever." And that's enough winking at the fourth wall for tonight.
Captain X stares at the sign for a moment, and looks upward a bit too late.
A rather loud crunch, as well as the weird musical sound that comes only from a piano crunching on someone.
Then what happens? The grenade explodes, blows the piano up. Captain X picks himself up and dusts himself off, looking.. very irritated. And still with those red eyes. It wouldn't be so creepy if he had pupils or whites in those eyes, but the eye itself is entirely red. And he slowly turns toward Slime, a grin spreading on his face, before he makes a sudden move and a yell.
"HADOKEN!"
Captain X strikes Slime with his Anything I can do, I can do better. smash attack.
Slime has been knocked out!
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Are /you/ allergic to shellfish, Mother Brain?"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "...I think we should move. And move quickley."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage giggles.
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "Aaaaaaaaaaand Game, Set, Match! After being flattened by a Piano from out of nowhere, Captain X counters Slime with a giant Hadoken. Captain X is the victor, big surprise."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Awww... I thought that tank of yours was immune to high heat, MoBrain...""
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Ridley. ...Do something about that bomb before it wipes us all out."
<InterZone Chatter> Street Fighter Ryu offers in a rather emotionless tone. "A... Hadouken?"
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "Bomb? Did Cliff Hanger show up there? I hate that guy."
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "I'll just dump the bomb into the lava pit. Along with Slime's defeated carcas..."
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X hums. "Anything you can do, I can do better.. I can do anything better than you." o/`
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X says, "Hey, I'm still on here!"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "No you idiot! Do not put it in the lava pool!"
<InterZone Chatter> Station says, "Nice to know, X."
Slime is hadokened, and sent flying off the platform into the lava. But where's the slime has been defeated? All of a sudden, music from a certain magical girl anime starts playing. All of sudden, who should come up from the lava but...SLIME IN A SAILOR FUKU?
"How dare you rip off Ryu's Hadoken! In the name of the goop, I will punish you, for I am...SAILOR SLIME!"
Now, we jsut see the mental damage done.
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "Yes, yes. Put the highly sensitive nuclear device in a pit of lava under a castle built over a volcano."
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "This reminds me of a story. Did I ever tell you about the time I went Asteroid-hunting in Borneo?"
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "No. No you did not. I expect you're
going to."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Let's hear it, Packri!"
<InterZone Chatter> Street Fighter Ryu says, "Since my master only taught three men how to do that techinque, I sincerely doubt you are telling the truth, Captain X."
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "And......never.....mind. Slime has come back AGAIN! Is this freaking ball of sludge immortal or what? And what in Kamek's name is he wearing?"
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "It's not like it's hard to do, Ryu."
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "There I was. It was only me, and my native guide, deep within the jungles of Borneo. (Asteroid breeding ground, don't you know). All of a sudden, I looked up... THERE THEY WERE! Stampeding all around us! Big ones, little ones, medium ones! My guide fled, leaving me alone!"
<InterZone Chatter> The Guardian says, "Maybe it's that thing I heard of that's worse than a 'Hadoken'."
Slime strikes Captain X with its Mental Trauma attack.
Captain X pauses for a moment, looking at Slime. His jaw slowly drops. "... Jesus H Christ in a zeppelin!"
<InterZone Chatter> Black Belt says, "Oh my god Captain X teach me the Hadoken!"
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "Hello? Someone do something about the nuclear device?"
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "... Mr. Packri? Are you sure you're not thinking of elephants?"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Ridley! Get that thing away from Bowser before he dumps it into the lava pit and takes out the entire mountain and us with it!"
<InterZone Chatter> Goop Cold Slime Oozeton! Slime says, "How dare you rip off Ryu's Hadoken! In the name of the goop, I will punish you, for I am...SAILOR SLIME!"
<InterZone Chatter> The Guardian says, "What was it called.. a 'Gadoken', I think."
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "What would an elephant be doing in an Asteroid breeding ground? Who's telling this story? I swear, I'm going to pull this car over RIGHT now if you kids don't settle down!"
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X says, "... Jesus H Christ in a zeppelin!"
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "... What car?"
<InterZone Chatter> Ratchet says, "Slime.. you need a better writer for your zippy one liners"
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser says, "...I am NEVER hosting one of Slime's battles in my castle ever again... In fact, he's not welcome here anymore."
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X says, "KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT SUMMONS A GONTERMAN!"
<InterZone Chatter> Street Fighter Ryu growls at Jair. "The Hadouken takes a lifetime to learn. Those that use it do not use the true fireballs, but rather poor mimicry. Call your moves what you wish, but unless preformed exactly right, if not a true Hadouken."
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster says, "Quite. So I did the only thing I could! First, I hid behind a hexagon until it had shattered. But I wasn't idle! I was digging my little heart out! By the time the hexagon was gone, I was safely buried in the underbrush. The asteroids didn't even know I was tehre. They passed, and I made my way back to civilization."
Slime strikes Mother Brain with its trivial Mental Trauma attack.
Captain X charges Slime, a rather insane expression on his face. Probably because he's seen what this sort of thing has done before, elsewhere. "KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT SUMMONS A GONTERMAN!"
Captain X strikes Slime with his You ought to listen to him, he actually used to KNOW Davey-kins. attack.
Slime strikes Mr. Blonde with its trivial Mental Trauma attack.
Slime misses Ridley with its trivial Mental Trauma attack.
King Bowser just sits there, rubbing his eyes. "Where do they come up with this stuff..." Shaking his head he stands again "That does it, I'm getting tired of this whole match, Thwomps! Do something to help it.. end quicker." He snaps his fingers, and from the darkness from the ceiling, a giant Thwomp plummets towards the ring, aiming right for Sailor Slime.
King Bowser strikes Slime with his THWOMP!! attack.
Slime strikes Waluigi with its trivial Mental Trauma attack.
Mother Brain throws the Chibi-Ridley bomb at Slime.
Mother Brain strikes Slime with her Chibi-Ridley Bomb attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "... Did you just--"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "..."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "ARMAAAAAGEDDON!!!!"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain screams as a very loud bang is heard. "AIEEEEEE!!!!!" *static* *click*
<InterZone Chatter> The Guardian says, "... hooray! I think."
Mr. Blonde grumbles. "Such FREAKING IDIOTS." Yes, mental trauma for him means ANGER. "GIVE ME THE FREAKING BOMB!" Uh...he's too pissed to realise who's got the chibi nuke.
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "Yes. Hoorah. Now do a victory dance."
Waluigi just stares at Slime. "I can-a only think of-a one thing worse than-a that. Wario in-a that."
<Villain-IC> Borgan says, "What is going on over there?"
<InterZone Chatter> The Tribes Guy says, "Remember, start off with your right foot, and heel, toe, instep, outstep, kick and stomp."
Slime ows! "Hey! Stop that!" Slime is shot, thwomped, and exploded. "GRRRRRR! THAT'S IT!" He grabs...A Tiara? What is wrong with that guys. He then hurls it at Capn X, while continuing the impersonation.
Slime misses Captain X with its Moon Tiara Magic! attack.
Rumble rumble?
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "Oh, for the love of.."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "This..."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Is going...to suck."
<InterZone Chatter> Fou-Lu says, "..... we often wonder why we leave our receiving device tuned to this station. This be one of those times."
Let's get ready to RUUUMMMMMMBLLEEEEE!
<InterZone Chatter> Sailor Slime says, "Something's not right here!"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Like nothing has ever sucked before."
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "You know, It's times like this I'm glad my life is sustained by a Dark God."
<InterZone Chatter> The Hero Of Spielburg says, "Slime became a Sailor?"
<InterZone Chatter> Sonic the Hedgehog says, "It's times like this I'm glad I'm not stupid like Brainy."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "All I need is my Timeless Attribute for that."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain isn't heard but the sound of a volcano being set off by a nuclear device is.
<InterZone Chatter> The Hero Of Spielburg says, "What's the name of his ship?"
<InterZone Chatter> Dual says, "All I need to sustain my life is malt liquor and ruthless aggression."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Well put, Dual."
Captain X sees the chibi-Ridley sail past him and hit Slime, and tumble off the edge of the block. He audibly sweatdrops. He taps his controller, signature bright green vortex opening. "Time to exfiltrate!" he comments, not particularly wanting to be converted into a permanent shadow on a wall. As he runs for the portal, the tiara misses; the instant he's through it snaps shut.
<InterZone Chatter> The Guardian says, "... well, um..."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Maybe one day you too can be part of the Spanish Inquizition."
<InterZone Chatter> Cube says, "I didn't expect the Spanish Inquizition."
<InterZone Chatter> Jair says, "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
<InterZone Chatter> The Tribes Guy says, "They're nothing but flag running pansies."
Ridley erks, watching the machine hit the lava. Even he's not dumb enough to stick around for a NUCLEAR blast. "... I think... ... I left a metroid in Norfair.. I'll... just... go.. get.. it.." that said, Ridley is OUTTA here.
<InterZone Chatter> Packri Monster hears the fifth wall cracking. The fourth wall broke ten minutes ago.
<InterZone Chatter> Blue says, "... what in the hell are you idiots dribbling about?"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Lava! LAVA! Run AWAY! RUN AWAAAAY!"
Mr. Blonde stomps off. "Such a waste of my time." He enters a nearby pipe and warps off.
Ghaleon himself.. though only an observer, decides that he might as well teleport out. Which he does, before Zophar has to ressurect him from his soul again.
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X says, "I love the science team sometimes. *snap*"
<InterZone Chatter> The Tribes Guy doesn't speak but a computer voice speaks, "The Fifth Wall is mined."
Slime blinks. "Hey! He ran away! And I'm still concious! That means I win! Yay!" Slime dances around, until threee....two....one...KABOOOOOOOOOOOM! "AIEEEEEEEEEE!"
<InterZone Chatter> Himiko says, "Portoga had an inquisition once. It was expected."
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley says, "*static*"
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "RIDLEY. YOU DESERTER!"
<InterZone Chatter> Sailor Slime says, "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "Could you die quietly, please?"
<InterZone Chatter> Himiko says, "Nobody dies quietly here."
<InterZone Chatter> Himiko says, "It is too non-dramatic."
<InterZone Chatter> Himiko says, "/Everyone/ wants to be a star."
<InterZone Chatter> Sailor Slime says, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X says, "On the other hand, you could RUN, geniuses."
King Bowser blinks as everyone starts evacuating left and right. "This is the LAST time I host a tournament..."
KA-FOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
The Lava pit that the bomb fell in erupts. And ERUPTS good. Slime, and the Platform they were fighting on go sky high, as a huge stream of lava comes from underneath, and carries him and the platform up THROUGH the ceiling, where they explode in mid-air.
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley says, "*static------y would you call*static*e that, Mother*static*"
<InterZone Chatter> Himiko says, "You stab someone and they complain at you for ten minutes. It's really rather vexing."
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser grumbles "I am never hosting a tournament here ever aga--*KA-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!*
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "There goes bowser. Again."
<InterZone Chatter> Blue says, "I hope someone has a camera there."
<InterZone Chatter> Captain X says, "I don't know, whenever I stab someone they usually just gurgle a bit before they slump over and die. Maybe you should stab them in the throat."
<InterZone Chatter> Ghaleon says, "OR so I assume."
Slime strikes Slime with its KABOOOOOOOOOOM! smash attack.
<InterZone Chatter> The Tribes Guy says, "OOC: Sprint PCS phones. Available now wherever fine villain products are sold."
<InterZone Chatter> Mother Brain says, "Ridley! Get your pimpled a*static* back here before I tear you a new *stttaaaaatic* and grapefruit!"
King Bowser strikes Slime with his Double Ka-Foom! And that's for stealing my Merlin Gag smash attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Waluigi says, "AAAAHHHHH! IT BURNS LIKE-A BURNING!"
Andross strikes Slime with his Why can't you just die? smash attack.
<InterZone Chatter> Ridley says, "*static*don me for not want*static*ee a nuclear explsion first hand."
<InterZone Chatter> Dual says, "They only hurt once."
<InterZone Chatter> King Bowser coughs, and pauses "Someone owes me a new ceiling..."
<Villain-IC> Slime says, "Erk....Ouchie....So....Who won?"
<Villain-IC> Andross says, "I sincerily hope that X did."
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "I don't know about you, but I'm in one piece still."
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "So I haven't lost, if nothing else."
<Villain-IC> Slime says, "Yeah! Well...SO AM I!"
<Villain-IC> Borgan says, "Oh, flip a coin or something."
<Villain-IC> General Scales says, "Your still wondering who won with whatever just happened."
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "Didn't you get vaporized in the nuclear blast, Slime?"
<Villain-IC> Slime says, "No. Just sent flying."
<InterZone Chatter> Red Mage says, "Nukes aren't all that bad, actually."
<Villain-IC> Ghaleon says, "Never a good way to decide something, Borgan. I do believe that is what caused this entire incident, in some way or another."
<Villain-IC> Fou-Lu says, "... That be what all this prattling be about? Thy tourney?"
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "In that came, I'm coming back to finish you."
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "Is the place still in one piece?"
<Villain-IC> Naked! King Bowser says, "This is why I perfer the physics of my world. Any explosive device, no matter how powerful, merely causes lava to erupt when it explodes inside of it. Of course, that was one heck of an eruption, my ceiling is dissolved."
<Villain-IC> General Scales says, "A nuke, don't tell Raynor's men did it again?"
<Villain-IC> With his Vocorder, Mr. Blonde says, "Bowser, just delare one of them the winner already."
<InterZone Chatter> Blue says, ".... that voice..."
<Villain-IC> Naked! King Bowser says, "Oh fine. Captain X is the winner, because A) He's unhurt B)He's not responsibile for my ceiling being exploded, and C)Slime's a little pile of puke who shouldn't win anyway."
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "Woot."
<Villain-IC> Mother Brain says, "Wow."
<Villain-IC> General Scales says, "Congratulations Captain X."
<Villain-IC> Mother Brain says, "That was just..mean."
<Villain-IC> Ghaleon says, "Congradulations, Captain X, for beating the most feeble enemy to ever exist."
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "I ... I got zero point three exp?"
<Villain-IC> Naked! King Bowser says, "Yeah, you know what else is mean? Blowing up my ceiling, thanks a lot."
<Villain-IC> Dual says, "People have lost to Slime before."
<Villain-IC> Slime says, "....Stupid Bowser,"
<Villain-IC> With his Vocorder, Mr. Blonde says, "I concure with Bowser. Why do we allow Slime to exsist?"
<Villain-IC> Andross says, "Amusement, I assume."
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "Because he amuses someone, somewhere."
<Villain-IC> Borgan says, "Too much effort to make sure he stays gone."
<Villain-IC> Slime says, "Rectify that decision, or I drop these Chibi Ridley's in your castles supports."
<Villain-IC> Ridley says, "... And where did YOU even get more?"
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "That was a one of a kind thing. Often imitated, never duplicated."
<Villain-IC> Himiko says, "'Chibi-Ridley'? May I see?"
<Villain-IC> Slime says, "Errr....A rip in timespace?"
<Villain-IC> General Scales says, "Every faction needs a bit of comedy relief. But I believe it would be best to get rid of him."
<Villain-IC> Ghaleon says, "Borgan, would you like to steal his power so we can get rid of him? I'm sure that you need it."
<Villain-IC> Mother Brain says, "Alas, there was only -one- Chibi-Ridley bomb and it is gone."
<Villain-IC> Naked! King Bowser says, "Oh gee, what's that sound? I think the Lava's about to erupt again. Pity Slime's still in the line of fire..."
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "Such a pity."
<Villain-IC> Slime says, "No I'm not. I'm....right here planting Chibi Ridley's in your daughters room!"
<Villain-IC> Borgan says, "I would not touch any power Slime might have with a ten foot pole. It's probably tainted."
<Villain-IC> Dual says, "Heh, heh, fool."
<Villain-IC> Ghaleon says, "You're probably right about that."
<Villain-IC> Dual says, "You go into Wendy's room at your own risk, pal."
<Villain-IC> Naked! King Bowser says, "According to my MagiKoopa Trackers, you're still somewhere in mid-air above the castle after the explosion."
<Villain-IC> Ghaleon says, "Anyone interested in a bit of 'Slime Skeet'?"
<Villain-IC> Slime says, "CURSES! MY PLAN IS RUINED!"
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "I'm up for it."
<Villain-IC> Slime says, "*sound of a bunch of CHibi ridleys hitting the castle.* "FARE WELL, FOOLISH BOWSER!" *click* "Huh?" *clikc* *click* *clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickBOOM!*"
<Villain-IC> Naked! King Bowser says, "Whatever, I got a huge mess to clean up now. And by 'I' I mean the Goombas. Slime, when you eventually land, I'll have some Hammer Bros 'escort' you out of the Castle."
<Villain-IC> With his Vocorder, Mr. Blonde says, "Ridley, are you there?"
<Villain-IC> Slime has been dfeated! 0.3 EXP! 1 GOLD!
<Villain-IC> Naked! King Bowser says, "...nevermind, seems pieces of him will be landing all over Videoland."
<Villain-IC> Captain X says, "Hey, a GP!"
<Villain-IC> Captain X pockets it.
<Villain-IC> Ridley says, "Yes, Blonde?"
<Villain-IC> With his Vocorder, Mr. Blonde says, "It is time."
<Villain-IC> Gades says, "...A kobold report that he have been hit by a small piece of blue goo."
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