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[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Synth transmits, "I'll admit - I'm just a little impressed, Centaur."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Centaur Man transmits, "I happen to be as well."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Synth transmits, "Obviously this one is only capable of hitting things SMALLER than a barn."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Synth tsk-tsks softly.

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Snake Man transmits, "What?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "You...completely...suck." "You weren't going to to hit it anyway."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Number Man transmits, "Do I need to check your personality core?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Synth whistles the magic fingers song. "Or we can just put them in the snake pit for a few hours."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "...Poor Gemini. Remind me to thwap your other you for you."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Oooo...sympathy from Tron... That almost makes it worth it."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Number Man transmits, "What did Wily just say about skirtchasing?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "Hmph! ...Indeed. So, whats going on? ...I've not spoken with you all in /quite/ a while. Things going well, I hope?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "We were kidding." "Don't mind him; he's just mad because he can't SHOOT." "Grrrrr...."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "...Skirt... ...Chasing...?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "Just /what/ did Wily say?!"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Ballade transmits, "The Master was not ambiguous in his statements."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Wood Man transmits, "Miss Tron! That reminds me. You know those ships you use to fly in with your armor?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Number Man transmits, "Basically? No. More. Jailbait."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne sniffs! "...Aaanyway... Hello, Ballade. How are things with everyone? B&C going well for you all?" Tron pauses then. "And ahh, Wood, yes. They are called Drache."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Knight Man transmits, "What, thou'rt back wench? Blast, I had hoped ye had perished in some horrible accident..."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Ballade transmits, "We have been relatively successful, Tron Bonne. Thank you for asking."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Wood Man transmits, "Ah! I was wondering if I could borrow one or two. I've been practicing the same thing with planes, but after the incident last time with Bethlehem Airport, me, the minions, Bon, the servebots, and Fencer, I figure it'd probably be best to get something that has a bit more power."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "No such luck, /Paladin Man/. And stop calling me Wench! ...and excelent, Ballade. I've been... busy. The Bonnes will be back in business shortly, however..."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Number Man transmits, "Shush, wench."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Knight Man transmits, "I'll calleth thee what I wish /girl/."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "...Knight. Don't make me bribe Number Man into letting me remake you into... something new... next time you E-Ring."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Doubt ERWIN would do you any favors, Tron..."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Synth transmits, "Not her, perhaps..."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Ballade transmits, "Tron Bonne, you will do no such thing. Be silent."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne sighs. "Yes, Ballade." -resigned tone-

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Number Man transmits, "I'm starting to see where the Servbots get it from."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Knight Man transmits, "Bah, idle threats from a little girl. Just remembereth that thou dost live only because of Lord Wily's good graces, the day that he has no more use for thee is the day ye die."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Wood Man transmits, "Miss Tron; do you have any spare draches? I'd be most grateful."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Ballade transmits, "Knight Man, I mean you as well."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Knight Man transmits, "<grumbles>"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Geeeeez."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "And of course, Wood. How many Drache do you need?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Snake Man transmits, "I wonder if the other factionsss have asss much bickering and namecalling going on over their radio channelsss?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "Likely the Mavericks do, Snake."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Wood Man transmits, "I don't know. How easy are they to fly, Tron? My minions will be the ones at the controls. I think 2 or 3 would cover it until I can get it worked out just right."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Knight Man transmits, "If those little yellow-headed freaks can flyeth them, it can't be too hard"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "Hmmmm... They are easy enough to fly... ...if you are a Servbot or Met. The Controls are sized for them. I can loan you the Servbots you will need to fly... 3 would be just fine."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Snake Man transmits, "Knighteth, shuteth uppeth."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Oo, can I borrow a Servbot, Tron?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "...For you, I'd have to ask... why?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "...I dunno. Just would be a fun thing to have around. Kick occasionally."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Yeah, and we could ask it to say things, and it would say it, and then...it would be funny when it did."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Wood Man transmits, "Excellent! I'll take care of them and make sure they get the best curry in town... The serv-bots can probably train the hardhats and make sure there's no crashing. I'll need a rough copy of the plans and see if Dad can improve upon it for something more my look..."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Snake Man transmits, "I don't think you're helping your cassse, Gemini."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Pirate Princess Tron Bonne transmits, "...Uhh... ...No, Gemini."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Knight Man transmits, "Thou'rt not one to maketh fun of any accent, Sssssssnake Man"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man giggle-laughs, and the other Gemini Man says, "Darn."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Snake Man transmits, "That'sss my name. Don't wear it out."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Wood Man transmits, "ChickenMan. Which squad is that again?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Synth transmits, "Dear god, I hope that there is a TARGET left for me to shoot at."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "Oh DeVry... Are you ssstill monitoring thisss channel?"

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "What is it you desire, Snake Man?"

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "You never did complete that Medusssa jane I wanted."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "I've been sidetracked, Snake Man, I will get to it as soon as possible."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I want you to essxpidite the order."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I'll even pay you to do ssso. I need sssomeone to take care of Buffy while I'm not around, and I don't trussst anyone here to do ssso."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Unless I discover a philosophers stone for summoning steel and mechanics from thin air, I doubt that will occur quickly."

[Radio: (E) Public] Wood Man transmits, "Buffy?"

[Radio: (E) Public] Dirge transmits, ".. Wow. I never woulda pegged you as a J.K. Rowling fan, Mister tin Butt!"

[Radio: (E) Public] Gemini Man transmits, "Landon...you are not...making him that...THING."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I will provide you with asss much material asss you require."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "I will provide him what he asks, Gemini Man."

[Radio: (E) Public] Gemini Man transmits, "No. No you won't."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "And I apologize, Snake Man, but I will handle my own resource problems."

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Snake Man transmits, "Gemini, shut up. I'm following ordersss."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Synth transmits, "Tsk, horrible. That squirrel must have disrupted my calculations."

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Yeah, and if he knows it'll tick us off, he might speed up the process."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "And what would be the lead time for thisss project, then?"

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "At the moment I would assume about two months."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Assuming I use realistic snakeskin"

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "Too ssslow. I want it by Friday. And I sure asss hell DON'T want you to rip the ssskin off a poor sssnake."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Of course not, I can't find any snakes. I'll have to create a silicon mesh reproduction"

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "If you so desire I could coat the entire body in such a skin."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I can provide you with a sssample I'd you to follow, then."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "However, time is an issue. You of course understand that I must get my military lines up and functional before I can return to such pleanstries."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I've been waiting for thisss for how long now? You haven't even gotten the ssspesscificationsss from me yet."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Being evicted from your darling Father's care has reduced available resources significantly, Snake Man."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Additionally having all of these blasted headhunters looking for me is most problematical. I've had to kill three of them already."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "If you would provide me with sssome contact information where I don't have to ssspread my busssinesss all over the world'sss airwavesss, I would appriciate it."

[Radio: (E) Public] Number Man transmits, "Blashblahblahblah, I'm Dr. Landon DeVry, listen to me suffer and waaaaaaaaaaaah."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Although I must admit the raw resources are quite valuable."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Please, Snake Man. Break Man attempted the same trick."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Snake Man transmits, "Will you all let ME handle it?"

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "What?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Number Man transmits, "I am SICK of his INCESSANT WHINING. MAKE THE #@*$ shut up. Then I'll consider it."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I don't care if you give me an email addresss halfway around the world from where you are. Jussst give me sssomething ssso I don't have to risssk classsified information over the public channel."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Post Office Box 33451 in San Angeles. Its examined every 5 months."

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Snake Man transmits, "Not asss much asss I'd hoped, but it'sss a ssstart. Number, run sssome checksss on that addresss and sssee who opened it."

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Snake Man transmits, "Maybe it'll be enough to keep Basss from blowing usss away."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Ballade transmits, "I made a valiant attempt. Returning to Skull Haven."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "Bah. Don't you have anything you check more often? Like every month or ssso?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Ditto." "Only less valiant." "I think someone should CHECK him."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Synth transmits, "Somewhat disappointing, I must admit."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Number Man transmits, "Time to beat the hell out of people."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Any other losers wanna...go out and do somethin?"

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Snake Man transmits, "Did you get that, Number?"

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "We're done here. We'll check it, Snake."

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Synth transmits, "I'll assist, Gemini. Whereto?"

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "Well, there's the labs..." "Or Gamma base?"

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Synth transmits, "I suggest the labs."

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Snake Man transmits, "Check the PO bossx number DeVry gave. Sssee who opened it, and what info they put down."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "I don't want to give you ssspesscificationsss and have them posssibly show up a year later."

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "Then I would work on dealing with the outstanding bounties."

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Ring Man transmits, "I hear something about losers going out?"

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "No, this loser's gonna stay in instead. Got some paperwork to file."

[Radio: (B) RMSecureI] Gamma CO Gemini Man transmits, "We'll be there."

[Radio: (E) Public] Snake Man transmits, "How many and isssued by whom?"

[Radio: (E) Public] Dr. Landon DeVry transmits, "All of them."

Fighting Pit

The combat area of the Sheol Pit, where the gladiators do battle with each other for the enjoyment of the masses.

Contents:
Agile

Procyon

Stellar Raccoon walks up to the pit and screams down, "Okay you prissy little wannabe knights and hyperactive replikid, get to it and fight before I fill the pit with super slick fluid so the crowd can watch you fall the ground constantly and be hit by their rotten fruit! FIGHT!"

Agile comes running into the pit, and grins at Knight Man. "Y'know, I've beaten up enough of yer brothers with my scimitar...I think I'll just beat ya down without it! BRING IT ON!" He then sets himself into a runner's stance, and charges forward, leaping at Knight Man. He flips over Knight, and tries to plant a kick squarely in Knight's back.

Agile misses you with his Kick attack.

Knight Man is big, clutzy and slow. And he manages to dodge one, wow. That'll never happen again. Taking a few quick steps forward he turns around to face his rival "Thine arrogance shalt costeth thee knave!" You'd think he'd attack with his mace wouldn't you? Nope, instead he opts to quickly grab his shield and run him down with it. Not a fancy shmancy opener like Agile had, but Knight isn't one for flair.

You miss Agile with your Shield Smash attack.

Agile ducks under Knight Man's shield, laughing like a fool as he slips away from the shield stroke, and then leaps back into a series of backflips, getting some room up before he runs back at Knight Man, jumps again, and levels a two-fisted shot towards the big fella's head. "Slowpoke! Did that armor smoosh yer brain?"

Agile strikes you with his Smash for 1 units of damage.

Knight Man's head creaks back with the blow, but he seems almost entirely uneffected. He sneers as he lifts one leg back "The armor seems to do-eth well methinks... tis not only for defense!" Knight Man then comes up with his spiked knee, trying to get Agile right in the gut.

You strike Agile with your Spiked Knee attack.

Agile takes the spiked knee in the gut, and grunts briefly as it slams home, sending him hopping back. "Ok, thou art silly to use a spike against me! Have at thee!" And with that, he runs forward, and just tries to body-check Knight Man at a good clip of speed...around 75 mph.

Agile misses you with his Dash attack.

Lucky for Agile, he jumped back too far, far enough for even Knight Man to react in time to step out of the way. Luck seems to be on his side tonight. As he turns, he quickly unhinges his mace and whips it over his head a few times before lashing it out at Funny-hat man. That's what he would be called if Wily made him.

You miss Agile with your Flail attack.

Agile ducks under the flailing mace as he runs past Knight Man, and keeps on trucking...right until he reaches the wall of the pit, at which point he runs up it briefly, jumps back, and then charges again at Knight Man. "Slowpoke Doof! Gotta do better'n that!" And with that, he leaps towards Knight, trying to tackle him to the ground.

Agile misses you with his Tackle attack.

Knight Man recalls the mace back, as he sidesteps again. Toro! Toro! All he needs is a red cape. As Agile races by this time, Knight Man merely aims his mace-arm at Agile, and the mace is /shot/ out, not with his strength as usual, but with whatever little firepower Knight Man does have. This is his only ranged people, may as well use it once.

You strike Agile with your Mace Shot attack.

Agile takes the mace in the back, and gets knocked winding a bit. And he looks a bit torqued. "Ok, you wanna play _that_ game? Here!" His scimitar comes out, and while he's standing a goodly ways away from Knight Man, he still swings it at him. A wave of energy lashes out of the scimitar at Knight.

Agile misses you with his Scimitar Pulse Wave attack.

Knight Man laughs as he leaps up out of the way of the blast, and the mace comes back to it's master. "Thou certainlt dost not liveth up to thine name! I expected more from thee!" Words me may well regret later when his luck runs out sure, but that won't stop him. He lands nearby to Agile, and decide to chance a risky move, he lowers his spiked shoulder and charges him.

You miss Agile with your Spiked Shoulder attack.

Agile ducks aside, and runs away from Knight Man. Away? Yes, away...so that he can get some room to maneuver. "Ok, I'm gettin' tired of this mess. Get ready for pain, you slow-motion goofball fleshbag stinkypoohead!" Ok, he's getting childish...but this is Agile. How much can you expect from him? He charges straight at Knight Man...but not quite. He's actually off to one side, but the speed he reaches does the attacking for him as Agile breaks the sound barrier.

Agile strikes you with his Sonic Boom for 13 units of damage.

Knight Man is floored by... well nothing apparently. He gets to his feet and grunts. "That tis more like it..." A dark cackle is heard from the black of his helmet, as he throws the mace into the air and begins spinning it over his head once more. This time it's flung a bit harder at Agile, you don't call Knight a slow-motion goofball fleshbag stinkypoohead and get away with it!

You strike Agile with your Morningstar attack.

Agile takes the shot again squarely in the chest, but is more prepared for it this time. He rocks off center slightly, then just pounces on Knight Man, raining down blows at the big fella's head, shoulders, chest, and whatever else he can reach.

Agile strikes you with his Multi-blows for 8 units of damage.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Outwardly, there doesn't seem to be much damage to his armor, but the shock of the blows is hurting him more internally. As he waits for his mace to return to his arm, he quickly lashes out with his other hand (his shield is on his back) and grabs him by the scruff of the neck-ish area. Not as an attack, but to hold him still for the following headbutt. <BONK>

You strike Agile with your Headbutt attack.

Agile takes the headbutt squarely in the face...since he's got no hat right now. "Gack!" He falls back, rubbing his forehead furiously, glaring at Knight Man. "Ok, and people say _I_ need to use my head as something other than a battering ram." A light seems to come on in his noggin. "Hey! _THAT's_ what I'll do!" And then he charges at Knight Man again...but this time, he doesn't restrain himself at all as he bears down on Knight, head lowered....like a battering ram.

Agile strikes you with his Collide for 29 units of damage.

Knight Man is floored again. This time it takes a second or two longer for him to stand up. Ok, that one hurt. Seems the little squit's speed is good for something after all, another hit like that... He grunts and forms his hand back where his mace was. Quickly he grabs a hammer out of nowhere, it looked like it was attatched to his back. Grasping it in both hands he charges at the Maverick, time for a game of Whack-a-Agile.

You strike Agile with your War Hammer attack.

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Number Man transmits, "Dammit."

Agile rebounds right off Knight Man, and seems dazed a bit as he shakes his head. "Ugh...gotta remember to brace for tha....OW!" WHAM! The hammer slams into Agile's shoulder, spinning him to the ground. Agile leaps back to his feet, and glares at Knight Man again. "Ok, DAT's it!" he growls, and he snatches his scimitar out again, slashing it across at Knight Man from some 10 feet away. The blade can't connect...but a bright pulse of energy streaks out at Knight, seeking to smash him back down.

Agile strikes you with his Scimitar Pulse Swipe for 10 units of damage.

Ok, now it's more like a fight! The energy knocks him back, but he remains on his feet this time. Putting the warhammer away, Knight then grabs his shield from his back. While he readies that, he grabs another weapon, his lance <and his only non-mace attack before he apped for his new ones> Both shield and lance in hand, he charges Agile. If only he had a horse, it would be a real Knight's Tale.

Agile successfully deflects an attack randomly.

You miss Agile with your Lance attack.

Knight Man puts his guard up.

Agile slashes down with his scimitar again, driving the lance aside, and grins as he steps in close to Knight. "Oooooh Knight Man....here!" He leaps forward, driving his scimitar straight at Knight's chest. "Pokey Pokey Tin Can Man!"

Agile strikes you with his Scimitar Stab for 11 units of damage.

You take extra damage due to your Blade weakness.

Knight Man growls, rather loudly, as he's stabbed. Stupid armor, it can withstand blunt attacks, and just about every other sort of attack except the one that medieval armor was ORIGNALLY designed to block. Stupid insane Wily. Stepping back, and mechfluid seeping from the wound, he's about finished. But not yet. He has just a bit more strength in him. Putting the lance away, the mace is reformed, this time though it isn't loose on the chain, but secure in his fist. It's face-smash time! Mace-punch!

Agile successfully deflects an attack randomly.

You miss Agile with your Mace attack.

Agile must be in the zone. He's not paying any attention to defense, but Knight's attacks are just too easy for him to predict, it seems. He snaps his scimitar up again, blocking the punch and guiding it away from his face. "Ok, now you're being predictable. Doof." He spins away from Knight Man, and then lunges back towards him, slashing at Knight's weapon arm with his scimitar.

Agile strikes you with his Scimitar Slash for 27 units of damage.

You take extra damage due to your Blade weakness.

You fall to the ground, unconscious, due to massive systems damage.

The scimitar hits more than just the weapon arm. Thanks to Knight Man's angle from his attempted face-smash, he goes off balance as the blade tears into him, cutting right down into the core of his armor, and he collapses on the ground, a puddle of mechfluid forming below him for a second, before the holographic damage dissappears. He gets to his feet slowly with a grunt. He gives Agile one last icy glare, and just turns and leaves without a word.

Agile grins at Knight Man's back, and then waves cheerfully. "See ya, Pokey Pokey Tin Man!"

Knight Man puts his guard down.

[Radio: (A) RMBroadband] Knight Man transmits, "Blasted Maverick..."

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